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Machine Guns are No Small Beer for Kid Rock

Machine Guns are No Small Beer for Kid Rock

But is the Hillbilly icon missing the real target?

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Apr 09, 2023
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Kid Rock, august King of the Hillbillies, surfaced red-eyed and red-pilled this week, firing a Heckler and Koch MP5 submachine gun into a stack of Bud Light beer cartons, arrayed on a lakeside shooting range at his Tennessee ranch.

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Kid, it must be said, was using his considerable resources to avenge the

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